Hardcore, Volume 2

  1. Booji Boy's Funeral
  2. Can U Take It?
  3. Bamboo Bimbo
  4. A Plan For U
  5. The Rope Song
  6. Goo Goo Itch
  7. Be Stiff
  8. All Of Us
  9. Baby Talkin' Bitches
  10. I Need A Chick
  11. U Got Me Bugged
  12. Chango
  13. Fraulein
  14. Dogs Of Democracy
  15. "37"
  16. Bottled Up
  17. Working In A Coalmine
  18. I Been Refused
  19. Fountain Of Filth
  20. Clockout
  21. Let's Go

Booji Boy's Funeral

Can U Take It?

can u take it? popeye's big punch knocks bluto cold cartoon people don't grow old yosemite sam blows up his head you and me wind up dead dreamed i laid a toaster daddy caught me in the act can u take it? beauty queens get bigger all the time mommas in a basket crossed a double yellow line magazines and tv show us nice behinds all the kind of stuff nobody ever finds headlines in the paper "killed by rock-n-roll" can u take it?

Bamboo Bimbo

well he caught his first whiff in the jungles of 'nam that slant-eyed catfish tasted better than mom now every single night she drops her big bomb 'cause he's a bamboo bimbo bamboo bimbo those hook marks really show 'cause he's a bamboo bimbo bamboo bimbo he fell for it and everybody knows well he made his first catch in field and stream salt water taffy was a fisherman's wet dream now every single night he's still gettin' that big ream 'cause he's a bamboo bimbo bamboo bimbo he fell for it and everyone knows that he's a bamboo bimbo bamboo bimbo a monkey with a ring in his nose he's a bamboo bimbo bamboo bimbo those hook marks really show he's a bamboo bimbo bamboo bimbo it goes on and on and on 'cause he's a bamboo bimbo bamboo bimbo can't say i never told you so well he caught his first whiff in the jungles of 'nam that slant-eyed catfish tasted better than mom now every single night she drops him that big bomb 'cause he's a bamboo bimbo bamboo bimbo

A Plan For U

plan for u a plan for u weave to the left bob to the right or you'll get a flat tire on the freeway of life go get active change your luck lay with yatta yattas and treat 'em rough come your turkey drop your load please don't let the tin man get your goat stay horizontal don't look back if you do you'll give your mom and dad a heart attack check your oil change your mind keep it up like a pup your battery will go before u know what's up look for a socket wear flesh-colored pants big babies go the distance in wrap-around fat dig your diddle clean your nose when trouble gets behind you keep your back door closed okay so you're skinny it's a hard-edged game jellymen are weak links on the daisy chain sleep on your belly reach for the sky weave to the left bob to the right keep it up like a pup

The Rope Song

i found a girl with a pretty face i tied a rope around her waist i know when she's in and when she's out well there ain't nothing to guess about she covers her ears when i play my guitar she runs away but not very far just push a button retractable cord i pull her back when i get bored woman i am bound to you woman i am bound to you what will i do? one word from her and she'd be free but she's exactly where she wants to be magnetic madonna she glows in the night reciprocal pull i flow to the light woman i am bound to you woman i am bound to you what will i do? woman what do i want? woman what do i want? woman what do i want? woman what do i want? i found a girl with pretty face i tied a rope around her waist i know when she's in and when she's out well there ain't nothing to guess about woman i am bound to you woman i am bound to you what will i do? woman what do i want? woman what do i want? woman what do i want? woman what do i want?

Goo Goo Itch

itchy itchy goo got me thinkin' of you itchy goo itchy goo baby i love you itchy goo itchy goo itchy goo goo goo it's all i wanna do whammo itchy itchy goo there's a pile next to you itchy goo itchy goo and it's turnin' blue itchy goo itchy goo itchy goo goo goo it's all i wanna do whammo you got me runnin' in circles like a big big baby i'm so happy i just wanna die 'cause this baby love that comes from up above move on over i wanna get closer move on over wanna twaddle with you move on over satisfy my urges please please help i got the goo goo itch itchy itchy goo there's a pile next to you itchy goo itchy goo and it's turnin' blue itchy goo itchy goo itchy goo goo goo it's all i wanna do whammo you got me runnin' in circles like a big big baby i'm so happy i just wanna die 'cause this baby love that comes from up above move on over i wanna get closer move on over wanna twaddle with you move on over satisfy my urges please please help i got the goo goo itch itchy itchy goo got me thinkin' of you itchy goo itchy goo oh baby i love you itchy goo itchy goo itchy goo goo goo it's all i wanna do whammo

Be Stiff

be stiff b-abies be stiff fruit ooze is wetly lewd so stay dry in rubber boots and cucumbers ripe and rude now bend over fixed to shoot and breath hard in metal suits now live right make lots of loot and white women waste your food now go solo no no two's and deep sleepers jerk the root so watch out for fruits and mutes and

All Of Us

i left home with a friend of mine gone two years and i don't know why now i'm happy all the time i don't think and i'm feelin' fine i got feelings but they don't show don't ask me 'cause i don't know no no no no no all of us all of us all of us think you're heard this all before now you're gonna hear some more i know a place where dreams are crushed hopes are smashed but that ain't much all you stupids anyway we're all gonna die some day yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah all of us all of us all of us all of us all of us all of us me leave home with booji boy teeth fall out of china doll poo-poo man got jiffy-snipped bad girl laughing floppy tits listen listen me no lie we like stuff what makes us cry why? why? why? why? all of us all of us all of us all of us all of us all of us all of us

Baby Talkin' Bitches

we do not like the way you slide we do not like the soft inside we do not like you many ways and we could do without you for days baby talkin' bitches lookin' for a man mama baby dada get lost while u can we do not like the way you slide we do not like the soft inside we do not like you many ways and we could do without you for days baby talkin' bitches dying without fun man was meant for woman why are you so dumb? we do not like the way you slide we do not like the soft inside we do not like you many ways and we could do without you for days

I Need A Chick

i need a chick i need a chick i need a chick i need a chick i need a chick to suck my dick i need a dog to lick my hog i need a cat to stroke my bat i need a chick to suck my dick i'm puking and shitting and dying of thirst i ain't got no field to plow there's no hole for my pole i'd fuck a mink stole i need a chick to suck my dick i need a dog to lick my hog i need a cat to stroke my bat well i need a chick to suck my dick i'm going to find her i'm going to find her i'm going to find her i'm going to get down on my knees i'm going to eat her 'cause she's the moon 'cause she's the moon 'cause she's the moon well she's the moon i need a woman who understands there's nothing more spiritual than dog style love there's nothing more spiritual than dog style love there's nothing more spiritual than dog style love there's nothing more spiritual than dog style love i need a chick to suck my dick i need a dog to lick my hog i need a cat to stroke my bat i need a chick i need a dog i need a cat i need a chick i need a dog i need a cat i need a chick to suck my dick and i need a dog to lick my hog i need a chick well i need a chick

U Got Me Bugged

ever since you came around wiggling under my skin i've been walking around in a daze feeling just like a helpless pin you got me bug-bug-bug-bug-bugged don't know what to do you got me bug-bug-bug-bug-bugged you fluttered on down as graceful as can be and when you stuck in your needle and sucked my blood it was the love itch that came over me you got me bug-bug-bug-bug-bugged i don't know what to do you got me bug-bug-bug-bug-bugged i'm all wigged out over you now i'm hopelessly entangled in that web of love you dangled helpless like a worm you watch me twist and squirm your love has left me strangled you got me bug-bug-bug-bug-bugged oh i don't know what to do you got me bug-bug-bug-bug-bug-bug-bug-bug-bugged i'm all bugged out over you you got me bugged bugged bugged now i'm hopelessly entangled in that web of love you dangled should have trusted suck-fear and now you've sucked out all my blood your love has left me strangled you got me bug-bug-bug-bug-bug-bug-bug-bug-bug-bugged you got me bugged bugged bugged bugged bugged

Chango

chango chango your bailer i come up the river like meat man i come up the river like skunk man fly i come up the river to kill many people i come up the river with my laser gun dear uncle dear uncle dear uncle dear uncle dear uncle your son just had intercourse with baggy breasts your son just had intercourse with deaf debbie my momma didn't hug me when i was young she didn't give me breast the women say my momma didn't hug me when i was young she didn't give me breast the women say now i come up the river like a meat man i come up the river like skunk man fly i come up the river to kill many people i come up the river with my laser gun

Fraulein

well my frauline done told me when i was in goosesteps she said i would gas them and now i'm a big man filling up autos that beep at me often i drop what i'm doing and wait on them cheerfully some choose the big pump and others the small it's a small small world and i hear dem autos call well i'm a big time pumper and i pump 'em full of my gas and if you give me static i'll tell you blow it out your ass my station is pretty i keep it in top shape the customers dig me 'cause i got the answers to all of their auto needs i fix 'em up often and relieve their tension 'cause no one wants an auto that threatens to lose it the autos come crawling into my station they beep at me always i stop what i'm doing and greet them with smiles i call "fill 'er up?" they yell back "one dollar" i wipe all the dead bugs and dirt off their windshield and connect my big hose up to their gas tank the gas hums as it enters and fills up their empty tank i do two at a time now i've developed a technique my timing is very good if not always precise i give them a fair deal they drive off satisfied we need each other's business without which we could not survive we like to trade money because it means honor not like those people who are sick and can't touch it because they're unhealthy they leave me cold i help who i can help and feel nothing for those who don't come to my station for i'll only tow those who show me their honor i can't help everybody and i'm not my brother's keeper and those who come to me we huddle together and despite the weather we find strength in our circle i'm very important to the big and the little guy we all need each other to keep ourselves going their autos all need me my pump's need their empty tanks and if the good lord is willing we shall be here to the end pumping pumping pumping each other pumping each other pumping each other pumping each other pumping each other pumping each other pumping

Dogs Of Democracy

when the old dog and the young dog plot together for a spree you can best bet we'll all get wet they'll be running fast and free singing a bone sweet bone bone sweet bone singing it loud and long bone sweet bone bone sweet bone money ain't never wrong although the old dog got a bad hack and the young dog got fleas you can best bet we'll all get wet with the young dog there's a treat singing bone sweet bone bone sweet bone singing it loud and long bone sweet bone bone sweet bone money ain't never wrong there's a message in this ditty there's a moral to this song when the dog's up get the boney remember they'll be howling money's never wrong sing it bone sweet bone bone sweet bone singing it loud and long bone sweet bone bone sweet bone money ain't never wrong bone sweet bone bone bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo bone sweet bone sweet bone singing it loud and long bone sweet bone bone sweet bone money's never never never money's never wrong money's never wrong oh good god bone sweet bone whooo yeah take it away bob that-a-boy bone sweet bone

"37"

i'm envious of your iq of 37 37 i'm envious of your iq of 37 37 i'm envious of your iq of 37 37 i'm envious of your iq of 37 37 you you're the one it's written all over your face you you're the one i'd like to take your place i'm envious of your iq of 37 37 i'm envious of your iq of 37 37 your lack of brains just drives me crazy 37 37 it's the only way to get by and be lazy 37 37 you you're the one it's written all over your face you you're so dumb i'd like to take your place i'm envious of your iq of 37 37 i'm envious of your iq of 37 37 where i come it's dumber the better 37 37 no one likes a real go-getter 37 37 you you're the one it's written all over your face you you're so dumb i'd like to take your place i'm envious of your iq of 37 37 i'm envious of your iq of 37 37 i'm so envious of your iq of 37 37 i'm envious of your iq of 37 37

Bottled Up

doctors say you ain't got long to live nurse say you ain't got much to give don't listen to your doctor don't play up to the nurse wave goodbye to your doctor just because you're bottled up just because you're bottled up got to get unbottled up

Working In A Coalmine

well i been workin' in a coalmine goin' down down workin' in a coalmine whew about to slip down five o'clock in the mornin' i'm up before the sun when my work day is over i'm too tired for havin' fun lord i am so tired how long can this go on i been workin' goin' workin' whew about to slip down

I Been Refused

sitting after supper watched the fbi asked for a cigarette i got no reply then you dropped your coulottes revealing rubber underpants sweat was forming in my shoes when you ended our romance i been refused i lost my shoes last monday morning minus twenty degrees walked to unemployment on my knees left without my money tried to make my trial judge said you're the porno king go to jail for a while i been refused i lost my shoes bought a kodak brownie developed film at home took some shots of sister pants were full of foam took a couple back views took some up front three tries wallet size i was looking at that cunt but i been refused i lost my shoes i been refused i lost my shoes went topless bowling tried to get some stuff it was a lesbo love scene strictly treat 'em rough everything created under earth and sky wants to be mated it must couple or must die but i been refused i lost my shoes i been refused i lost my shoes sitting after supper watched the fbi asked for a cigarette i got no reply dogs in the ocean pigs in the sea well come on baby and whack-a whack-a whack-a with me i been refused i lost my shoes

Fountain Of Filth

there it was just like old faithful the eternal fountain of filth! i took a walk straight out of town but then i stopped and took my time for pleasure i was alone i looked around i heard a voice so i buckled for safety i saw myself there on the ground a pool of sound that showed my own reflection in a fountain of filth it was a fountain of filth eternal fountain of filth i tried to run i couldn't move frozen stiff while the thoughts of men attacked me out of my head the fountain shot and drowned me in a serum that i couldn't put a stop to it was me myself and i locked in a struggle with the talking head below me i got a hunger that makes me say things i got a hunger that makes me do things i got a hunger that makes me want things i'm just a victim of filth eternal fountain of filth nowhere are we safe from the power of from the reach of from the appeal of eternal fountain of filth fountain of filth eternal fountain of filth

Clockout

alright clockout i got my coat i got my keys i got my head down to my lungs and move my feet i got all the secretaries down on their knees look at 'em scoot they gonna clockout i got my money tied up in stock i got my mammy take my doggie for a walk oh me i got the biggest little business down on the block get ready get set we gonna clockout i'm making sales hand over fist i've got a bedroom just to sleep between my ?? me i got a six finger unit that's never been kissed go down on all fours 'cause we gonna clockout take my advice hear my decree i'm afraid the future's gonna be maintenance free i got the big brush for your bowl baby can't you dig my plea gonna gag unless we uh clockout clockout clockout oh ho ho no no no

Let's Go

up on the buzzer quick on the start let's go let's go let's go reach for the ?counters? and fill your cart for it's hi-de-ho you know where you want to go don't be a schmoe get in the show bounce off the backboards and block that pass let's go let's go let's go grab her by the neck and throw her down let's go let's go let's go ga ga ga go go gooooo you know what you want to do kick 'em in the shoe 'till you're through beat it down the path and catch that early worm let's go let's go let's go throw her in the ditch and cover her with dirt let's go let's go let's go let's go