Adventures Of The Smart Patrol

  1. Theme From Adventures Of The Smart Patrol
  2. That's What He Said
  3. Mechanical Man
  4. U Got Me Bugged
  5. 34C
  6. The Spirit Of JFK
  7. Peek-A-Boo!
  8. Beautiful World
  9. Whip It
  10. Freedom Of Choice
  11. Jocko Homo

Theme From Adventures Of The Smart Patrol


That's What He Said

question for all you who should know much better but don't with your brains and your info and moola why do you still blow it? big fish eat the little fish no fish left to eat big man beat the little man then the little man starts to beat then the little man starts to beat i have been hurt i will hurt others that's what he said that's what he said i have been hurt love is for others that's what he said question for all you who don't know much better but should maybe the time's come to use what you got for some good

Mechanical Man

i'm a mechanical man 2 mechanical arms 2 mechanical legs i'm a 2+2=4 man me feel swell me work well me want what you want me want what you got

U Got Me Bugged

ever since you came around wiggling under my skin i've been stuck in a lost and found feeling just like a helpless pin you got me bug-bug-bug-bug-bugged girl i don't know what to do you got me bug-bug-bug-bug-bugged you fluttered on down as graceful as can be and then you stuck in your needle and sucked my blood it was the love itch that came over me you got me bug-bug-bug-bug-bugged girl i don't know what to do you got me bug-bug-bug-bug-bugged girl i'm all wigged out over you now i'm hopelessly entangled in that web of love you dangled helpless like a worm you watch me twist and squirm your love has left me strangled you got me bug-bug-bug-bug-bugged girl i don't know what to do you got me bug-bug-bug-bug-bug-bug-bug-bug-bugged girl i'm all bugged out over you you got me bugged bugged bugged bugged now i'm hopelessly entangled in that web of love you dangled should have trusted suck-fear and now you've sucked out all my blood your love has left me strangled you got me bug-bug-bug-bug-bug-bug-bug-bug-bug-bugged you got me bugged bugged bugged

34C

34-c is not good enough for me i need to have at least a -d big ones round ones fat ones too itty bitty teeny ones just won't do big ones round ones firm ones too i'd like to see the ones on you

The Spirit Of JFK

let the word go forth from this time and place good evening my fellow citizens i speak to you tonight in a spirit of hope the human spirit lee harvey oswald oh no jack ruby oswald and ruby to friend and foe alike my god have you heard the president is dead they do not imprison spirits well i know where that third shot came from the grassy knoll behind the picket fence the energy the faith the devotion which we bring to this endeavor will not our country and all who serve it and the glow from that fire can truly light the world history will record the fact i didn't shoot anybody sir we have learned in times past the spirit of one moment and place can be gone the next

Peek-A-Boo!

peek-a-boo! i can see you and i know what you do so put your hands on your face and cover up your eyes don't look until i signal peek-a-boo! peek-a-boo! peek-a-boo! the way that we weren't is what we'll become so please pay attention while i show you some of what's about to happen peek-a-boo! i know what you do cause i do it too laugh if you want to or say you don't care if you cannot see it you think it's not there it doesn't work that way

Beautiful World

it's a beautiful world we live in a sweet romantic place beautiful people everywhere the way they show they care makes me want to say it's a beautiful world for you it's a wonderful time to be here it's nice to be alive wonderful people everywhere the way they comb their hair makes me want to say it's a wonderful place for you hey tell me what i say boy 'n' girl with the new clothes on you can shake it to me all night long hey hey it's not for me

Whip It

crack that whip give the past the slip step on a crack break your momma's back when a problem comes along you must whip it before the cream sits out too long you must whip it when something's going wrong you must whip it now whip it into shape shape it up get straight go forward move ahead try to detect it it's not too late to whip it whip it good when a good time turns around you must whip it you will never live it down unless you whip it no one gets their way until they whip it i say whip it whip it good

Freedom Of Choice

victim of collision on the open sea nobody ever said that life was free sink swim go down with the ship but use your freedom of choice i'll say it again in the land of the free use your freedom of choice in ancient rome there was a poem about a dog who found two bones he picked at one he licked the other he went in circles till he dropped dead freedom of choice is what you got then if you got it you don't want it seems to be the rule of thumb don't be tricked by what you see you got two ways to go freedom from choice is what you want

Jocko Homo

they tell us that we lost our tails evolving up from little snails i say it's all just wind in sails are we not men? we are DEVO! we're pinheads now we are not whole we're pinheads all jocko homo are we not men? D-E-V-O monkey men all in business suit teachers and critics all dance the poot are we not men? we are DEVO! are we not men? D-E-V-O god made man but he used the monkey to do it apes in the plan we're all here to prove it i can walk like an ape talk like an ape i can do what a monkey can do god made man but a monkey supplied the glue we must repeat o.k. let's go!